"SANTA BUDDIES" liveblog

watching "santa buddies"

this movie feels fucked

lots of puns like "in the doghouse"

the dogs all talk but they look the same i don't know how to tell them apart

they just have different "costumes" i think

one of the dogs has a chain, one has a football jersey...idk

santa has a dog who dresses like santa, seems fucked

santa's dog has a "son" who i think is going to "fuck up" and then the santa buddies will have to fix

haha christopher lloyd is in this

christopher lloyd and the dwarf who plays kramer's friend in "seinfeld"

seems like no one cares about being in this movie

whoa the "christmas icicle" (magic, i think) is cracking bc "Puppy Paws" doesn't like xmas

seems like a lot of responsibility maybe

also i think all of the "buddies" are on the naughty list

guessing they will be on the nice list by the end

oh fuck wait

norm from "cheers" is playing santa i think

fuck

george wendt, i think

going to check george wendt's wikipedia page

george wendt was in "santa buddies" and also "santa baby"

seems bleak

i don't understand what is happening right now

i feel like maybe this movie is "over my head", feel embarrassed

lol

idk

a guy is driving a mail truck which is "powered by christmas spirit" hahaha

this might be the worst movie i have ever watched

i am sitting on paul's couch

i ate a hot pocket, some macaroni and cheese and 6 cups of coffee, maybe seven

i still feel pretty tired tho

i don't understand why the reindeer are CGI

i think i feel really bad rn

i feel really depressed because of this movie, maybe

or maybe just generally

i feel generally, vaguely depressed, but i feel really calm about it

i feel calm and neutral about being depressed by santa buddies,

sitting in the dark watching santa buddies

feel like i have to pee but i don't want to pee for some reason

fuck, i'm going to go pee i guess



the dog is a sherriff

i mean the sheriff is a dog

stared at above typo ("sherriff") for ~20 seconds, started grinning uncontrollably

wtf is fucking happening in this movie

i thought this movie would be funnier or maybe more interesting

maybe it is bc i am sober, feel unsure

i feel depressed



fuck this

i'm not going to type anything else about this i don't think

seems "pointless", "stupid"

i might delete this whole post later

idk