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SEASON FOUR, EPISODE TWO

"theogate"

fuck, this episode of cosby show feels intense

claire huxtable is fucking interrogating theo huxtable

i'm lying in bed watching and editing this during the commercial break

i ate some chicken wings, spicy chicken wings

i ate ~.5lbs of spicy chicken wings

i imagine being a lawyer

i imagine wearing lots of double breasted suits

i feel like it would be really nice to work for sesame street, or something

seems like it would be nice to work for a kid's show

i hated being a teenager, this seems fucked, seems bleak

claire says sarcastically "has ANYONE learned anything?"

theo says "i learned to make sure i have enough money to afford a good lawyer"

claire says "good enough"

SEASON FOUR, EPISODE THREE

(unsure of title, will put in later, maybe)

cliff sings a "funeral song" for a water boiler, fuck

the huxtables are such nice and good parents

sweet ass parents

it feels like most ppl do not describe their parents as "sweet" or "dope"

even tho lots of people have dope, sweet parents

like, this daughter (~8yrs old, 'rudy') wants to wear this fucking dress

and it's too "skimpy" (my word) because of the weather

it's gonna be too fucking cold for that skimpy ass dress

rudy is manipulating her parents

fuck, seems fucked

rudy said "i am little. and when you are little, you are nothing. i am nothing. i am the big nothing."

cliff says "this is depressing."

this episode is really "affecting" i think

thought to myself while watching the end of this episode "well…you will never, ever get what you want, but maybe you can get something else...that you'll like ~85% as much..."

thought to myself "whoa, damn, seems deep"



SEASON FOUR EPISODE FOUR
"cliff's mistake"

cliff went to the novelty store, came back with rubber animals, thought "seems lame"

thought "is this a halloween episode?"

halloween 2012 was weird bc hurricane sandy was the day before

my ex-gf and i were fighting, i think, i don't remember, we fought a lot

halloween 2013 was okay, i don't remember it that well bc i was "fucked up" (alcohol mostly, as well as ~40mg of adderall)

bill cosby is talking a lot in a "funny voice"

thought to myself "bill cosby is crazy..."

i can't figure out if i want a "family", it seems like a lot, i think

it seems "nice", i think, but i also don't think i could handle anything like that, at all

idk

i guess i feel ambivalent about it

seems "weak" i think, idk


SEASON FOUR, EPISODE FIVE
"shakespeare"

this episode is about how theo and cockroach do not like shakespeare

they have to read julius caesar

they guess cliff's shakespeare dinner pun

"caesar salad" (thought "that is fucked")

"b story" is about rudy becoming a writer lol

cliff is making bbq in ~30 degree weather, whoa

oh FUCK christopher plummer is in this ep i love christopher plummer

christopher plummer is definitely going to teach theo about fucking shakespeare

christopher plummer is gonna do some fucking shit

lol at christopher plummer's american accent

christopher plummer is just reciting lines from julius caesar

if i was at a dinner party and someone started reciting a monologue from julius caesar and i'd think "fuck this"

theo and cockroach are staring at christopher plummer

cockroach has a blank facial expression and theo looks "bemused"

everyone at this party knows the lines

i think all the actors were psyched to do this episode, to perform shakespeare monologues

that seems nice

i hate shaving my face i wish i could grow a beard so i didn't have to fucking shave all the time

i wish i had cigarettes

i wish i wasn't so broke so that i could buy cigarettes

i wish i could buy cigarettes so ppl wouldn't get mad at me for bumming cigarettes

i'm trying to quit

this scene is boring, i think

i might make a grilled cheese

a grilled cheese sounds p good, i think

fuck, theo and cockroach are doing a shakespeare rap and it is actually fucking dope

i'm going to make a fucking grilled cheese

SEASON FOUR, EPISODES SIX AND SEVEN

unsure of episode titles

made this 

it's a grilled cheese with chicken cutlet

it was p good

paige texted me and asked "how do you get unsad"

I haven't answered yet, read it as "unsaid" first

idk seems fucked, seems like...seems like a "weird", "difficult" question

feel difficulty focusing on these episodes

feel an intense desire to lie down plus I have a "crick" in my neck, I think

going to "nap" for ~1hr, I think