two poems

SURFS UP

today i have had seven cups of coffee

today it is beautiful outside and you are somewhere drinking mimosas

i am eating a quiche and thinking about you

do not be scared

i am thinking about belly buttons

they make me feel worried

i am surfing the net

i am surfing the net on a surfboard of anxiety

sometimes i think about going to culinary school

but i have not thought about it for a while

i am not afraid of spiders

but i feel like i should be

i want to get really buff

i want to get ripped and buff 

i want to create a game show

i want to star in a game show

i have twenty three tabs open right now

i am too scared to close any of them

you say that i should close my tabs

i will close them if you want me to

i will try to not be scared

OMG WOW

omg wow you are so pretty

omg wow you dress so cool

omg wow you look so cool

omg wow i am watching you from across the room

omg wow i am happy i came here

omg wow i am drinking jameson

omg wow this jameson is making me feel warm

omg wow you are drinking jameson too

omg wow we have the same taste in liquor

omg wow we have so much in common

omg wow you came up to me

omg wow you are talking to me

omg wow you are making eye contact with me

omg wow you asked me my name

omg wow we are getting along 

omg wow i was bored at this party

omg wow now i am having a good time at this party

omg wow you are introducing me to your friends

omg wow you are bored at this party

omg wow you are inviting me to another party

omg wow we are riding in a cab

omg wow you are sitting next to me

omg wow your leg is pushed up against mine

omg wow your friends are looking at me and then you and me again

omg wow your friends are grinning

omg wow we have been talking for hours

omg wow you like the same things i do

omg wow your lips are very pink

omg wow your eyes are very green

omg wow it is five am already

omg wow we are kissing

omg wow your friends have already left

omg wow it is just the two of us here, alone

omg wow it feels like we are the only people in the whole world

omg wow we are going to your apartment

omg wow your apartment is very nice

omg wow your cat is so cute

omg wow we are having a beer in your bedroom

omg wow you are touching my face with your hands

omg wow your hands feel so warm

omg wow you are taking off your clothes

omg wow you are taking off my clothes

omg wow your body looks amazing

omg wow your body is like no other body

omg wow your body is like the only body

omg wow we are having sex

omg wow this sex feels so nice

omg wow i barely feel nervous or self conscious

omg wow your cat is staring at me

omg wow your arms are wrapped around me

omg wow we both had an orgasm

omg wow we are smoking a cigarette together in your bed

omg wow the sun is coming up 

omg wow your body is covered in sunlight

omg wow you look beautiful covered in the sunlight

omg wow you are falling asleep in my arms

omg wow our bodies fit together perfectly

omg wow your hair smells so nice

omg wow how do you get your hair to smell so nice

omg wow what shampoo do you use to get your hair like this

omg wow it is three pm

omg wow i could lay in this bed with you forever

omg wow you are smiling at me

omg wow

omg wow