10:45pm the last party I went to at this apartment I knew ~3ppl, shotgunned 2 beers and talked to someone about jimmy kimmel's children for ~5min
11:03pm sounds like Lydia's neighbor is teaching themselves to play drums
11:07pm lydia and lillie are talking abt boys (idk)
11:11pm reading 'Secret Rendevous' by Kobo Abe [1977] and drinking whiskey while they 'get ready'
11:57pm ok we're leaving now
12:00-12:09am trudging through snow
12:19am in a bedroom...feel like I'm 'far away from the action'...drinking a 24oz beer...
12:20am Lillie just announced 'I feel fine...I'm okay...'
12:23am there's a dude here who (apparently) punched my friend, vaguely able to intuit a desire to punch him, he has a ponytail, idk
12:47am two ppl are standing on the kitchen island, ppl are chanting 'make out'
12:50am 'every boys name is in the bucket! whatever name I pick has to kiss Mary Lowe!!!'
12:51am clay has to kiss mary lowe
12:52am thought 'anarchy', 'depraved'
12:52am have been to ~3 parties at clays house
12:53am clay wouldn't kiss; picking new names
12;54am jesus...ppl are screaming...
12:54am what if there is an orgy? jesus idk...
12:55am omg they picked charlotte!!!
12:58am CHAOS
1:01am rooting for this party to become a riot
1:05am someone picked up an empty bottle of vodka, stared at it sadly / desperately, put it back down
1:08am feel a vague desire to 'make something happen' (what does this mean???)
1:09am lots of ppl are making out...katie said 'people are making out...I support it...no one is ever making out!!!'
1:11am literally screamed 'thank god!!' when my friend sen showed up / I want to listen to 'clash city rockers' / idk
1:12-1:14am Alec wants to make out with a girl, said 'I don't remember how to make out!!!' nervously, I screamed 'JUST MAKE OUT WITH HER!!!'
1:14am i think im drunk
1:16am talking to some dude who seemed shocked that I was able to execute a basic three step dap, he muttered 'that's what's up'
1:17am I like this dude !
1:23am this dude Lawrence convinced Katie to take hip hop dance lessons lol
1:26am Lawrence fucks with me lol
1:32am apparently I missed a fight!!! damn...idk...
1:48am dude asked if I had 'good glutes', said 'we'll work on your glutes ha ha ha' and then 'you're drinking a tall boy ha ha ha!', implied that he thought sen and I were dating, I said 'when you laugh the bottom half of your face doesn't moves...' he said 'ha ha ha' and his face did not move
1:53am pretended to have to go to the bathroom to 'escape'
2:00am realized that glutes man was trying to fuck with sen and I, idk...
2:04am someone stole Lydia's booze, we're looking for them
2:07am overheard: 'where are we going?' 'home, where it's safe.'
2:13am mad shitbirds here
2:16-2:21am 'helping' Alec hit on a girl by talking to the guy (Sam) who was talking to her — Sam is v cool!!!!
2:22am Sam gave me a shot of gin
2:25am Alec was v unable to flirt, smoking with him now, he said 'maybe I just can't do this shit...well...haha...back to okcupid...' (seems bleak)
2:47am lydia and I worked together to help Alec write a text to the girl he likes (who left), here it is:
"yo, it was good seeing you tonight, we should get some coffee or something"
2:54am ppl are screaming in another room...they are all singing (screaming) 'my girl'...lydia is talking abt some dude from okcupid...idk...
2:56am finished my last beer, slammed it on the table 'triumphantly', thought to myself 'I'm so glad I'm not single' while watching drunk people flail their limbs at each other, life is a void
2:57am briefly felt severely depressed while imagining being single at this party
3:01am someone put on 'ain't misbehaving', feels hilarious, laughing, thought 'cosmic joke'
3:07am overheard: 'here's a condom, I hope you get pregnant' (it's time to leave)
3:15am instead of leaving we stole beers from the closet, someone is telling me that they shaved their beard bc they are 'so depressed'
3:18-3:24an talking abt Pokemon
3:26am cops are here lol
3:36am jesus
3:50am back at Lydia's, ~7ppl came back here, feel extremely anti social, idk...
3:58am feel like I want to go bed, feeling painfully insecure about 'being too old', 'not being cool' etc
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